Britney Spears has got the top spot. Again.

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No, I'm not talking ;of all those rumors ;about what ;she's been doing.In fact, ;Jamie Kennedy's find would have hopefully put a stop to that nonsense. Yahoo! Buzz has released the top searches of 2006, and Britney Spears has got the top spot. Again. Britney Spears WWE Shakira Jessica Simpson Paris Hilton American Idol Beyonce Knowles Chris Brown Pamela Anderson Lindsay Lohan I couldn’t find the overall top searches for 2005, 2006 on Google Zeitgeist ;but looking at 2004 most popular ;overall search and the Top Women searches, Britney Spears ;has been riding high for a while now. Yahoo! top searches for 2003, 2004, 2005 ;and 2006 Google top searches for 2003, 2004, 2005 Looking at the ;all this ;one thing is clear, the internet is for entertainment, and ;is not the intellectual hub that those of us who work in tech would like to think it is. ;

Britney Spears

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Britney Spears went to a local liquor store / convenience Mart in Malibu on Monday and she bought ______.

David Beckham

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Towleroad reports on this nude calendar featuring male models impersonating British celebs. David Beckham is unthrilled. Although a rep. for the British footballer says that a look-alike calendar featuring a scantily-clad David Beckham clone "isn't even on his radar", there are some reports that Becks is angry about his inclusion in a 2007 "Celebrity Hunk Around the House" calendar. The calendar features models meant to look like Becks, Prince William, and Brad Pitt doing household chores in the buff and is being sold on gay (and adult) websites. Said one source to DailySnack.com: "The calendar has become a bit of locker-room joke for David's old England team-mates. They all think it's hilarious, but David doesn't find it quite so funny. He's upset and angry about the calendar because it's basically making him look a bit of a fool. " It looks like Becks' look-alike is the same chap sent out to hawk the Posh and Becks fragrances earlier this year. This time, however, he's selling something entirely different, and it certainly doesn't come close to the real thing. That's the funny thing, everything was just jim dandy when you okayed the incredibly cheesy move of sending actors out to play you and your wife to hawk perfume. And it wasn't in a ironic, performance art way - it was in a this summer at Six Flags see British Celebrities Live! way. Egads. Uh, what's the website for that calendar? What? Shut up!

Fergie

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Lindsay Lohan

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(BANG) - Lindsay Lohan loves stealing other people's boyfriends. The 'Bobby' star - who has been linked to Paris Hilton's ex-lover Stavros Niarchos - insists she finds unavailable men more attractive. Lindsay confessed: "It's true. You always want what you can't have. It's alluring. But it does come back to bite you in the ass. It's happened to me." The 20-year-old actress currently has feelings for a man who is getting back with his ex. She said: "I like someone, but I think he's back with his ex-girlfriend. I'm very upset about it. It's just so hard." Lindsay likes any man who is considered off-limits. She told Elle magazine: "I recently liked someone and he went out of town, and something happened with his friend. I didn't sleep with him, but something happened. "It was a mistake, and now I'm in a fight with the first guy and we're not speaking." (C) BANG Media International;

Paris hilton

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The V in the title does not stand for peace. Unless you have been residing in some other galaxy this past few weeks, you must be aware that Paris Hilton has taken Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan under her wing, and that each of these three has allowed the paparazzi to shoot their panty-less privates as they left cars or boats. Their plan to push the envelope has clearly worked. The envelope has been thoroughly pushed and can never again be used to send shy valentines to the sweet girl across the street. Hilton and Lohan are well removed from conceptualization, so they may never conceive. But Spears has two children who will perforce grow up a Google click away from their mother's gynecology close-up. There is a lot to be said here, most of which my Jewish gentility precludes my saying. I will however aver that I blame Hilton for bringing the type of lowlife decadence that only the born-rich can sink to and corrupting our more wholesome breed of American got-rich types. Britney Spears started her career as a Mouseketeer at Disney; now the Eurotrash from EuroDisney is trying to turn her into a rat.